Give A Shit?

A Shit Chart

Mavi — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:53:19 +0000

You Need to Know Your Poop!

Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the “ideal stools” especially the latter, as they are the easiest to pass, and 5–7 being further tending towards diarrhea or urgency.^{< [}

Just for Fun

Mavi — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:44:57 +0000

This is Shitty

Mavi — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:51:27 +0000

Zebra.

Whale. Wow, gross.

Turtle.

Sheep. Looks leek a pile of grapes.

Sea Lion.

Rhino.

Rabbit.

Black Bear.

Pigeon.

Panda. Mmm, looks like sausage links.

Mountain Lion. Their pooh isn’t so fierce.

Moose. Looks like someone has the runs. Is it you Mr. Moose?

Kangaroo. Some dung down under.

Hyena (old and dry)

Horse. They will drop one of these fresh pies wherever they happen to be walking.

Giraffe.

Feral Pig.

Elephant.

Feral Donkey.

Dog.

Deer. Aww, cute little poops.

Cow. Pioneers would burn dried cow and buffalo poo in their fires, when wood was scarce.

Chimpanzee. Someone has been eating his beans.

Capybara. Mmmm, more sausage links.

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The Human Shit Incident – Video

Mavi — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 15:36:28 +0000

The List of different types of shit

Mavi — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:19:50 +0000

POOPSHACKLES
This type of shit happens when you are irritated. As you are being irritated your ass spasms create chackle looking shit.

Or sometimes in Bizzare instances this can occur:

Ghost shit
The kind where you feel the shit come out, but there is no shit in the toilet.

Clean shit
The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet shit
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won’t ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave shit
This happens when you’re done shit-ing and you’ve pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to shit some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-shit
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy shit
It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log shit
The kind of shit that is so huge you\\\’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn shit
Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-shit shit
The kind where you want to shit but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap shit
That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks shit (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid shit
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican shit
It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise shit
You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you’re about to fart, but oops…….a shit!!!

The Dangling shit
This shit refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done shit-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.